We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
do nipples grow back?
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