Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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