Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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