I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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