is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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