I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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