i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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