Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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