That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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