So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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