dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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