Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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