Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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