mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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