you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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