Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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