ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
