once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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