You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
