well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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