my vag is so smooth its legendary
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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