so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she peed on how many people?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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