Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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