yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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