Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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