I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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