Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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