you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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