office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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