I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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