Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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