Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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