Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm having to shit out rocks
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
