I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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