Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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