Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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