Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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