we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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