Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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