Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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