yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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