So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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