arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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