i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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