filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
did you just send me my own nude
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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