i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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