they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
