Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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