She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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