it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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