No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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