I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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