i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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