I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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