Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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