piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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